Salute Your Shorts

'Salute Your Shorts' night was awesome! We watched the lightning go crazy over head on Dave's deck ... craziest lightning ever, I saw more than one bolt go sideways from a cloud. Seriously, sideways lightning is just wicked.

I read the group an article from Newsweek about how 46% of women own a vibrator and how they are becoming socially cool. Dave kindly pointed that since we had 3 girls int he room at the time, 1 and a half of them thus owned a vibrator. My question was: Which half of the body owned it?

David ghetto rigged his home audio system to finally play the DVD.

The TV show had some of the worst dialogue and acting, it was so painful it was funny. And we weren't under the influence of anything either!

Kelly came! Yeah! She brought tons of food! Even more yeah!

Kelly smelled amazing. Seriously, I called Walter and David and withint like a 4 feet radius u could smell her lotion and it was amazing. Walter and I decided to be her groupies and just follow her around ... then we decided that'd be creepy and just enjoyed the moment.

David's ex-girl (of less than 24 hours) said good-bye. It was amazing to me, as David's response nearly made my lip tremble with laughter (so hard to hold it in). Can anyone say AWKWARD! She acts like she wants him and is all acting like she wants some alone time to chat, when she sees she's not getting she slowly is all like, Okay, well, I'll see ya round Dave .... and slowly begins to turn for the door a Dave says his only word of the whole 5 minute awkward period, he says: Ok.

That's all. She's like, well I guess i'll see ya around and he says, Ok. Really, I found great comedy in it. Poor girl. She seems real nice, but man was it funny ... especially because one of the reasons they broke up was that she thinks he is emotionless.

We enjoyed chuckling with Dave about that in his living room for a while, especially since Melissa Ritchie was present and she literally IS EMOTION. We had two extremes int he same living room. Worked out well.

And as they say at Camp Anwanna, "You've been roasted, toasted and BURNT TO A CRISP"

Good night y'all!

-Jungle Jim-